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Man, you weigh a freaking ton, " he told me. "What've you been eating, rocks?" "Why, is your head missing some?" I croaked. His mouth almost quirked in a smile, and that's when I knew how upset he'd beenJames Patterson
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I feel like, like pudding, " Iggy groaned. "Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain.James Patterson
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Well, that's an evil smile...James Patterson
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I didn't know a van could go up on two wheels like that, for so long." -NudgeJames Patterson
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The funny thing about facing imminent death is that it really snaps everything else into perspective.James Patterson
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Iggy. This is not a democracy, " I said, (...)" It'sa Maxocracy.James Patterson
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Dear God, " said Nudge under her breath, "I want real parents. But I want them to want me too. I wantthem to love me. I already love them. Please see what you can do. Thanks very much. Love, Nudge."Okay, so I'm not saying we were pros at this or anything. (Max thoughts)James Patterson
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Popcorn for breakfast! Why not? It's a grain. It's like, like, grits, but with high self-esteem.James Patterson
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Some people just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.James Patterson
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I want to be able to see stuff, " Iggy said. "Like I used to, when I was little. And I want to be able to totally kick Jeb's butt.James Patterson
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Because what’s worse than knowing you want something, besides knowing you can never have it?James Patterson